- Magically 'fixed' a laptop my überboss needed for a presentation (flicked every switch in sight and rebooted a few times)
- Knew Professor Snape's first name when a colleague rang us to request this vital information
Then I went to football practice and got smacked square in the mush by the ball from about three paces, which is small potatoes next to footpad's little mishap but still made me considerably less cockahoop.
Why is there never any Bonjela in the house when I need it? Oh, yeah - because I keep eating it to make my mouth go tingly.