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Dogfight [by the_gneech]

Road Movie To Berlin: 4

I'd planned to do another museum on Monday, but I was a bit museumed out, so I fell back on my usual hobby of shopping at the Alexanderplatz. I picked up a half price Jack Wolfskin jacket in two separate shades of outrageously bright red, which I look forward to inflicting upon the world, then headed for Arakin's office so we could have a late Mexican lunch.

Afterwards I collected my case, which he had kindly taken to work so I didn't have to trundle it around Berlin all morning, then headed back out to the airport.

(Is Schönefeld the only airport where you can buy a selection of vibrating cock rings from a dispenser in the ladies' loos? I was going to take a photo but people kept coming in and I was too embarrassed.)

The flight was fine, my bike was where I'd parked it, and I was home before 10pm. I seem to have left part of my heart in Berlin, however.
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Is Schönefeld the only airport where you can buy a selection of vibrating cock rings from a dispenser in the ladies' loos?

I've never been to the ladies' restroom, but you sometimes see those dispensers in the gents' — curiously enough, they seem to be more common in upscale hotels. Perhaps they're angling for business travellers who get lonely at night and need, ah, vendables.

(The local IKEA, BTW, does not have these, but it has a dispenser where you can buy both condoms and MINTY FRESH® travel-sized toothbrushes. Of those two, I actually find the latter to be the more curious item, though if I wanted to buy either, the toilets at IKEA would very much be an "also ran" on my List-Of-Places-To-Check.)

I picked up a half price Jack Wolfskin jacket in two separate shades of outrageously bright red, which I look forward to inflicting upon the world,

Excellent. ^^ Be sure to share pics!
I knew you would be the one to answer this pressing question ^.^

Huh, I don't think you can get toothbrushes in my IKEA! I am disappoint. (Maybe they're for if you get locked in the store overnight?)
Maybe! They still costs 1 EUR (I think), so if you're locked in without cash, you're out of luck. On the plus side, you don't just get the toothbrush, you also get toothpaste at no extra cost!