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• Music: Adios Hermanos - Paul Simon

Muskehounds, opera and baby lions

Someone posted this on the Dogtanian Message Board and I'm flummoxed. Anyone got any ideas?

What connects the following:

Dogtanian
An alien sword
A German Opera
and a gym teacher?

If you think you know, reply here.

Surreal quiz du jour, half-inched from queen_jude:


Oh my god. I can't believe you don't have a baby lion already. You totally deserve one.
Do you deserve to have a baby lion?
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