Human Virus Scanner
The viruses that have infected you will be show here along with their cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CDs; they don't crackle.
Move to the Isle of Wight.
Have a go. Enjoy the elegant interface. Be afraid. And if you liked that, go get a copy of Shampoo Planet and check out the periodic tables inside the covers.