Synonyms for 'breasts' in my hundred daily spams are getting positively Austin Powersesque. Over the last couple of days I've been offered Big Piggies, Giant Jumblies (weren't they an early Dr Who villain?1), Huge Young Shirt Puppies, and Double-D Jubes.
It's all rather schoolboyish.
1I know it was actually Chumblies. Please do not comment to this effect. Even if I've spelled it wrong. Thank you.