Here is my effort, and one reader at least should be pleased by the subject matter:
I worked on it while spending the weekend at my mum's, and she kept looking over my shoulder and laughing. (She says it's brilliant, but of course she is contractually obliged to.)
I was going to share more of my three-headed dog pictures, but they're pencil and don't scan well. Really - hello drawing chums! - I envisage it illustrated in the style of a Greek vase, with black figures on earth tones.
I can't wait to find out what Teacher has to say - and what everyone else has come up with.
