I've come up with fifteen more, bringing us to a grand total of 20. Anyone care to lend a hand?
- Show her who's boss, Ross
- Don't turn up to meet her, Peter
- Tell her you're gay, Jay
- Move to Timbuctoo, Lou
- Pretend that you're dead, Ahmed
- Wear socks in bed, Fred
- Take the A train, Dwayne
- Poke her with a stick, Roderick
- Take back your CDs, Rhys
- Say you'll never marry, Gary
- Don't commit, Ranjit
- Become a hermit, Kermit
- Go out on the razzle, Basil
- Sleep with her mate, Nate
- Claim you're really her dad, Tad
Not that I'm claiming this is particularly entertaining either. But it beats the table cells I've been playing with all afternoon.