Alice Dryden (huskyteer) wrote,
Alice Dryden

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It's Friday afternoon and you lot aren't being entertaining enough, so...

Although Paul Simon claims there are fifty ways to leave your lover, he lazily only supplies five: slip out the back, Jack; make a new plan, Stan; don't need to be coy, Roy; hop on the bus, Gus; drop off the key, Lee.

I've come up with fifteen more, bringing us to a grand total of 20. Anyone care to lend a hand?

  • Show her who's boss, Ross
  • Don't turn up to meet her, Peter
  • Tell her you're gay, Jay
  • Move to Timbuctoo, Lou
  • Pretend that you're dead, Ahmed
  • Wear socks in bed, Fred
  • Take the A train, Dwayne
  • Poke her with a stick, Roderick
  • Take back your CDs, Rhys
  • Say you'll never marry, Gary
  • Don't commit, Ranjit
  • Become a hermit, Kermit
  • Go out on the razzle, Basil
  • Sleep with her mate, Nate
  • Claim you're really her dad, Tad

Not that I'm claiming this is particularly entertaining either. But it beats the table cells I've been playing with all afternoon.
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