So far today I have:
- Dropped my keyfob while opening the office door, necessitating mad scramble to pick it up and deactivate the alarm in time
- Gone to plunge the cafetière after a suitable interval for brewing, only to find I hadn't actually poured boiling water in
- Forgotten how the microwave opens and spent ages stabbing buttons when in fact you just pull the door towards you
What next, I wonder?