Alice Dryden (huskyteer) wrote,
Alice Dryden
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  • Mood: angry

Criminal Scum

I returned to my bike after work yesterday to find some cockbag* had STOLEN my cosy and much-admired pawprint handlebar muffs.

I know worse things happen at sea but I'm deeply upset. Attached by cable ties to the bars and a clip to the mirror stem, they're not super-secure but do require a small amount of deliberate effort to nick.

I simply can't believe anyone could be so mean.

(This story does have a happyish ending, as I posted it on the Vespa forum and my friend Kate immediately offered a surplus pair of her own. But argh.)

* Apparently Chris in Team America actually calls people 'cockfags', but I misheard it as 'cockbags' which I find funnier.
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