I've been enjoying my Sapphire & Steel DVD box set immensely (thanks, Sally!), but it occurs to me that not everyone has the patience for 850 minutes of late-1970s shoestring sci-fi. So I wrote The All-Purpose Sapphire & Steel Script . Now you can enjoy the full immersive experience of watching Adventures One through Six, without actually watching them! Thanks to kowarth for fact-checking and a small addition.