Sainsbury's turned me prematurely into an Old Person last night by rearranging and changing all their stock yet again. I must have lost ten minutes from what remains of my life looking confusedly for stuff that wasn't in the usual place, or indeed there at all.
- Why are the frozen prawns now diametrically opposite to where they used to be, at entirely the other end and side of the frozen food aisle?
- Why have they stopped stocking the breakfast cereal I had arbitrarily decided I fancied (Quaker Oat Krunchies)?
- Oh come on, Sainsbury's, don't make me find a member of staff and ask where you've hidden the sanitary towels, you know I hate that!
Then my Bag allegedly For Life broke on the way home.