I was idly searching living daylights when I happened across this rather glorious brooch:
Ways in which it is glorious, in case you can't tell:
- the Bond's utter lack of resemblance to Timothy Dalton
- the blonde's utter lack of resemblance to a human being, let alone a sexy lady, let alone Maryam d'Abo. The hip! The legs! WTF?
- the French title! I had no idea it was called 'Tuer N'est Pas Jouer' in French! That practically rhymes - did France not get the memo about the campy Roger Moore era being over?
What shall I wear it with?