Saw some of Saddam's 'elite force' on the news last night. Dressed in black with their faces covered, Ninja-style, they were standing in formation doing almost exactly what we did in last week's karate lesson: a shuffle forward, a kick, a shuffle back.
Granted, they fell over a bit less than we did. But I still reckon our nine-year-olds could give them a run for their money.
I'm thinking we should form a martial arts civil defence corps. Just in case. Oh, all right - just for fun, then.