Also: "If things don't work out for you where you are now, you know where we are - you can always come back to us."
I thanked them politely rather than spluttering with laughter down the phone then hanging up, cos I'm nice like that. But honestly. I wouldn't come back to Blue Arrow if they were recruiting for the space programme, Head Keeper of Wolves at London Zoo or features writers for the Guardian. I wouldn't come back to Blue Arrow if they were the last temping agency on Earth.
Hold me to that.
[A P45 is a form to do with income tax, for those abroad or still classed as students for job purposes. Don't worry about it. I generally don't.]