It's an 800cc scooter capable of 120mph. But that's less important to me than the fact that it rides and looks like an absolute dream. (Weighing a quarter of a ton, though, it handles like a complete nightmare when I push it, and I will have to be very careful how I park to ensure I'm able to extract it again.)
'The GP800' is a bit of a mouthful, so: Meet Marmaduke.
The Nexus sold on eBay last night for a quarter of what I paid for it in 2005. It deserves its own post, and it shall have one.