Before getting down to brass tacks, however, I had the inevitable Health & Safety briefing. I knew I was in for a rough hour when I heard "First I have to show you how to hold the mouse properly." Still, at least I know the location of every fire extinguisher in the building - which should be useful at parties.
It transpires, though, that I had broken the website Terms and Conditions before I even started:
You are not to link to this website or frame it without our express prior permission.
which of course I did in this very journal last week. Don't tell, will you?