I set off for my mum's this morning with:
- Tank bag full of clothes
- Rucksack full of presents, lashed to the pillion seat with a cargo net
- Waterproofs under the seat
- Winter coat, spongebag and a tub of cheese footballs in the top box
I rang 
callmemadam from Winchester services to announce my imminent arrival.
"Can you pick up a pint of milk on the way?" she asked.
