Alice Dryden (huskyteer) wrote,
Alice Dryden
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whizzerandchips's French Conversation

The funniest thing I have read for ages. Go; read.

Sample:
Then she stood there, by the car, looking up at me, and I leant there, on the balcony, looking down at her. “There’s weather”, I said, pointing at the weather. “ I am a bicycle and all the tops of legs have the mountain. It is difficult”, I said, making casual conversation.

“You’re a bloody idiot and I’m probably late for a lunch date with another woman’s husband”, she replied, smiling.
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