Just received an email from my old college:
We would particularly like to know what our Senior Members have been doing since they left College. If you have any news you would like to share for our Alumni News Pages, for example: any births, marriages, career news etc. please email me (in less than 100 words) at [email address].
I dread to think what cures for cancer, new languages and steps towards world peace my contemporaries have been creating in the eight years since I graduated (in between their glittering marriages and bouncing babies) while I have been pissing about writing websites about 1980s cartoons.
*stomps off to drink gin*