Via scarletdemon: Name ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag five people to do the same.
Doctor (Dr Who)
Ms Demon and I each had the same thought for the top of the list. It would have to be Pertwee's Doctor for me. I would have that velvet jacket and ruffled shirt off him in nothing flat.
- Tygra (Thundercats)
I always loved his slightly camp voice and black eyebrows. And he's covered in fur.
Originally I thought of James Bond, but the Saint scores over him by a) having a sense of humour and b) not being a chauvinist bastard. I'm positive Simon's inventiveness, wit and chivalry would extend to the bedroom. (NB: not Roger Moore's version.)
This might be tricky: according to his authorised biographer he hasn't had a girlfriend since getting his heart broken by a double agent in 1917. But I'm sure I could bring him round if we could stop talking about planes for long enough.
- Aramis (Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds)
Again with the fur thing. And floppy strokeable ears. And he would undoubtedly read you some of his poetry first.
- Captain Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder Goes Forth)
A million times sexier than My Lord Flashheart. 'Bob' must be blind. (The moustache would have to go, though.)
- Dick Tracy
It's partly his square jaw, hawklike nose and devotion to duty, partly curiosity as to whether he keeps his hat on in bed.
- Fender (Robots)
I imagine he owns a selection of bolt-on groinal attachments, like Red Dwarf's Kryten. And look what long fingers he has!
Assuming he was sober enough to perform at all, sex with Rick would undoubtedly be empty and meaningless as he's still in love with Ilsa. I wouldn't complain, mind.
- Sergeant Wilson (Dad's Army)
Way too good for Pike's mum.
I wouldn't go tagging anyone on this, but I'd be interested to see answers from slightlyfoxed, st_crispins, kowarth, darth_jurious, taurenova or slemslempike if they wanted to play - or indeed anyone else.