Via 
scarletdemon: Name ten fictional characters you would
have sex with (in no particular order) and tag five people to do the same.
- The
Doctor (Dr Who)
Ms Demon and I each had the same thought for the top of the list. It would
have to be Pertwee's Doctor for me. I would have that velvet jacket and
ruffled shirt off him in nothing flat.
- Tygra (Thundercats)
I always loved his slightly camp voice and black eyebrows. And he's covered
in fur.
- Simon
Templar
Originally I thought of James Bond, but the Saint scores over him by a) having
a sense of humour and b) not being a chauvinist bastard. I'm positive
Simon's inventiveness, wit and chivalry would extend to the bedroom. (NB: not Roger Moore's version.)
- Biggles
This might be tricky: according to his authorised biographer he hasn't had
a girlfriend since getting his heart broken by a double agent in 1917. But
I'm sure I could bring him round if we could stop talking about planes for
long enough.
- Aramis (Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds)
Again with the fur thing. And floppy strokeable ears. And he would
undoubtedly read you some of his poetry first.
- Captain Edmund Blackadder (Blackadder Goes Forth)
A million times sexier than My Lord Flashheart. 'Bob' must be blind. (The
moustache would have to go, though.)
- Dick Tracy
It's partly his square jaw, hawklike nose and devotion to duty, partly
curiosity as to whether he keeps his hat on in bed.
- Fender (Robots)
I imagine he owns a selection of bolt-on groinal attachments, like Red
Dwarf's Kryten. And look what long fingers he has!
- Rick
Blaine (Casablanca)
Assuming he was sober enough to perform at all, sex with Rick would
undoubtedly be empty and meaningless as he's still in love with Ilsa. I
wouldn't complain, mind.
- Sergeant Wilson (Dad's Army)
Way too good for Pike's mum.
I wouldn't go tagging anyone on this, but I'd be interested to see answers from slightlyfoxed, st_crispins, kowarth, 
darth_jurious, taurenova or slemslempike if they wanted to play - or indeed anyone else.
