The RSPCA said it was "extremely concerned" that clouded leopards - which can weigh up to 50lb - might be kept in a garden in a busy residential area of London.
Perhaps they'll let him have 'an ocelot and a margay', which he also requests.
The mind boggles. I'd be more concerned for the leopards' welfare than the residents', given that I once saw a man being leaped on and beaten by an entire rugby team as I was driving home through Peckham.
I think they'd be better off living in, say...Bromley.
Wouldn't you like one of these in your garden?