In 4 hours: Bid tearful farewell to bed. Bid cheerful hello to friend from Down South, arriving to carry heavy boxes and get shouted at. Put more things in boxes.
In 5 hours: Continue putting things in boxes. Run out of boxes. Drink gin.
In 5½ hours: Watch The IT Crowd, unless calgor already disassembled telly.
God Knows: Go to
In 16½ hours: calgor picks up van. Loading commences.
In 17 hours: calgor's relations arrive to carry heavy boxes etc as above.
In 18 hours: Drive to new flat. Sign inventory. Take possession of keys.
In 18 hours 20 minutes: Unloading commences.
God Knows: Getting stuff out of boxes, setting up internet connection, reassembling furniture, discovering fearful losses, breakages, omissions etc commences.
God Knows: Getting stuff out of boxes etc ceases. Go down chippy. Drink gin.
Any bets on how much of this will go according to plan?