Alice Dryden (huskyteer) wrote,
Alice Dryden
huskyteer

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Why I can't live alone despite professing to hate other people

  • Strange noises after dark which turn out to be a Tesco van making a delivery
  • I drink so little milk that I can't get through a one-pint container before it goes off. I must have bones like sticks of chalk
  • SPIDERS
  • Pointlessness of slamming the bedroom door if there's no one to hear
  • Increase in gin consumption when you don't feel obliged to offer anyone else one
  • Possibility of getting trapped in bathroom and starving to death

Welcome home, calgor. There's a cake in the kitchen with your name on it.

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