January 31st, 2018

Dogfight [by the_gneech]

Road Movie To Berlin: 4

I'd planned to do another museum on Monday, but I was a bit museumed out, so I fell back on my usual hobby of shopping at the Alexanderplatz. I picked up a half price Jack Wolfskin jacket in two separate shades of outrageously bright red, which I look forward to inflicting upon the world, then headed for Arakin's office so we could have a late Mexican lunch.

Afterwards I collected my case, which he had kindly taken to work so I didn't have to trundle it around Berlin all morning, then headed back out to the airport.

(Is Schönefeld the only airport where you can buy a selection of vibrating cock rings from a dispenser in the ladies' loos? I was going to take a photo but people kept coming in and I was too embarrassed.)

The flight was fine, my bike was where I'd parked it, and I was home before 10pm. I seem to have left part of my heart in Berlin, however.