July 6th, 2007

This IS me (by schwitters)Default

My Bomb Scare Hell

I was proceeding home along High Holborn at a quarter past ten last night when I noticed a large red nylon bag lying in the middle of the road.

Obviously this would be quite a stupid way to plant a bomb in London, but the current batch of bombers is, let's face it, pretty damn stupid.

I was A Bit Scared, but reasoned that if it did happen to explode just as I was riding past I probably wouldn't know much about it.

At the next set of traffic lights I saw a motorcycle courier who had parked his bike and was looking anxiously around.

"Have you lost a bag? Yeah, it's just up the road there," I told him.

The End.
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