August 16th, 2005

This IS me (by schwitters)Default

Wonder Where The Yellow Went

The Colgate Whitening toothpaste I bought in Bromley's bargain emporium The Mighty Pound tastes of aniseed.

When I used it for the first time last night, I thought my palate was being fooled by the chocolate liqueur and Branston pickle-flavoured Mini Cheddars I'd ingested pre-brushing. But it's the same in the cold light of morning.

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