May 12th, 2003

This IS me (by schwitters)Default

Who is this Alan Keese anyway?

Having acquired over the last fortnight, in flat-pack kit form:
  • 1 bed
  • 1 sofa
  • 1 desk
  • 1 table and
  • 4 chairs,
we now own eight identical Allen keys. Anybody want one? Or should I make them into a set of artistic post-industrial windchimes or something?

Speaking of self-assembly furniture, juuuust in case anybody might be interested: IKEA's range of soft toys now includes a medium-sized lion couchant named Jaga (and you thought Jaga was a dead Thundercat!).

No, I didn't buy one.

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