Alice Dryden (huskyteer) wrote,
Alice Dryden
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I Can Give It Up Any Time

verlaine asked about his readers' drinking habits. In the ensuing free-for-all it transpired that Matt, a man who by his own admission gets stinking legless several times a week in the company of various disreputable drinking buddies, wouldn't dream of knocking back a civilised gin & tonic alone in the privacy of his home (a habit to which I confessed freely), because this would classify him as an alcoholic.

Do you drink on your own, at home?

Yes
42(79.2%)
No
11(20.8%)

How often?

Every day, or nearly
6(14.3%)
Several times a week
9(21.4%)
Several times a month
9(21.4%)
Only on special occasions/as a treat/when something really bad's happened
18(42.9%)

How much?

A glass or two
37(88.1%)
A bottle or two
5(11.9%)

Why?

To relax and unwind
3(7.3%)
To recover from a stressful day/traumatic event
1(2.4%)
As a treat
3(7.3%)
Because being drunk feels nice
0(0.0%)
Because I don't have anyone to drink with
0(0.0%)
To help me sleep
0(0.0%)
To numb the pain of my futile empty existence
0(0.0%)
To make the final season of Frasier seem funnier
0(0.0%)

What's your poison?

Are solitary drinkers necessarily hapless boozehounds?

Yes
0(0.0%)
No
51(100.0%)


Edit: Duh, missed out the obvious: 'because it tastes nice'. Sorry, chaps.
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