Alice Dryden (huskyteer) wrote,
Alice Dryden
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If I Had My Way...

A compulsory Open University course for anyone contemplating a house share.

Modules

Where To Put Empty Lager Cans
Eliminating Toilet Smells: Basic [Shutting the Door]
Eliminating Toilet Smells: Advanced [Air Freshener]
Hoovering for Dummies
Washing Up for Total Dummies
The Etiquette of Using Other People's PlayStations
Things Civilised People Do 1: Drawing the Curtains
Things Civilised People Do 2: Asking Before You Put the Telly On
Things Civilised People Do 3: Giving Back Things You Borrow
Toast without Tears
Putting Things Back Where They Came From [multiple-choice paper]
Phone Bills: Basic [Paying Before You Get A Red Reminder]
Phone Bills: Advanced [Division]
Nobody Else Likes Marmite

Dissertation topics

Having Sex Quietly
Whose Milk Is It Anyway?
Why We Don't Leave The Windows Wide Open In January
When Does Loud Music Become Antisocial?
Do Bins Empty Themselves?
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