Music:There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis - Kirsty MacColl
Wonder Where The Yellow Went
The Colgate Whitening toothpaste I bought in Bromley's bargain emporium The Mighty Pound tastes of aniseed.
When I used it for the first time last night, I thought my palate was being fooled by the chocolate liqueur and Branston pickle-flavoured Mini Cheddars I'd ingested pre-brushing. But it's the same in the cold light of morning.