ME: You thought I was a boy, didn't you?Then he and his brother and cousin came out to look at the scooter and were suitably impressed, especially when I pressed the button on the key that opens the seat remotely.
BOY: Noooo...well, I did a bit. *thinks* So if you're a girl, how come you've got a motorbike?
A few minutes earlier, the same child asked me a question to which I foolishly replied "Because I'm a ninja!" He thought about this for a moment before riposting "You're a ninja...in the toilet!"